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Der beste Seemann war doch ich.

Der beste Seemann war doch ich.

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

onlyjapan:

Japanese Chocolate, “Brightness of a planet.” 
☆Mercury, Flavor: Coconut mango.  ☆ Venus, Flavor: Cream lemon.  ☆ Earth, Flavor: Cacao.  ☆ Mars, Flavor: Praline orange.  ☆ Jupiter, Flavor: Vanilla.  ☆ Saturn, Flavor: Rum raisin.  ☆ Uranu, Flavor: Sweetened black tea with milk.  ☆ Neptune, Flavor: Cappuccino

onlyjapan:

Japanese Chocolate, “Brightness of a planet.”

☆Mercury, Flavor: Coconut mango. 
☆ Venus, Flavor: Cream lemon. 
☆ Earth, Flavor: Cacao. 
☆ Mars, Flavor: Praline orange. 
☆ Jupiter, Flavor: Vanilla. 
☆ Saturn, Flavor: Rum raisin. 
☆ Uranu, Flavor: Sweetened black tea with milk. 
☆ Neptune, Flavor: Cappuccino

kinasty:

A friend of mine just pointed something out to me, and she said:

people who are racist know they are racist, they just don’t see anything wrong with being racist.

social justice warriors who want to compartmentalize everything and make one whole category for non-white people also don’t realise that it’s inherently racist to do that, but the sentiment is much easier to get behind.

on the whole, the racist mindset and the SJW mindset are not that different.

willowolven:

mikaelsonatheart:

confessionsofaformerteenybopper:

I had to. I’m not even sorry.

He is a gift to humanity.

I thought ALS was just supporting hydration

shingeki-no-feels-everywhere:

nagakaze:

reunited once again

LONK AND PETCH

shingeki-no-feels-everywhere:

nagakaze:

reunited once again

LONK AND PETCH

drlectertho:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

chiltonsfacehole:

I have nothing to say about this.