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terezipyroope:

I present you with the only 4/20 joke I’ll be making today

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D—> Get up and fight me, clown

D—> Get up and fight me, clown

macabrefascination:

featheredfriend:

charminglyantiquated:

silly silly little comic

Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’

Oh my fucking gods this is perfect


Track Name: "the SKELETON MAN"
Played: 119718 times

piratehstyles:

I don’t think Siri likes being called Jarvis…

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

A royal wedding is not an amusement. A royal wedding is history. Time has come for all of us to contemplate our history.

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flying-blades:

curvellas:

anuaks:

big booty bitches - a lost people

I FOUND IT

this is really important to me and i think of it often

We don’t want no skinny bitches